Epic Lessons Keuka Taught Me
Written on September 17th, 2009 at 09:25 am by Beth Ann Whitmore.I’ve decided that I might as well start off this year with the lessons that Keuka has taught me in the past two(ish) years.
1. It’s never too late to change your major
1.5 You can finish a major in two years if you have all your gen eds done.
2. In about three months the new friends you meet will suddenly feel like best friends.
3. Sleeping with a stuffed animal is really actually not that weird.
4.Facebook is the reason for procrastination.
5. The library is a beautiful thing!
5.5 They have syllabi in the library, so if you lose yours, THEY HAVE ONE. How awesome? Now you don’t have to ask the teacher.
5.5 Part Two: And sometimes, they have the books you need for class on reserve. Ergo, You don’t necessarily have to go all the way back up to your room, you can just go ask to borrow it for two hours.
6. Using food in presentations is how you get an A.
7. Happiness is your choice. No matter where you go, you’ll find someone you don’t like. Don’t let it bother you, and just keep swimming.
8. Take time out of every day for yourself. Going down to the lake during downtime is wonderfully relaxing.
9. Time management is the key to eternal happiness.
10. Always make sure you have friends that aren’t just your roommates.
11. I should not be an English major. Communications is so much more fun. For me.
12. Make time to exercise. Even if you don’t really want to.
13. Don’t forget to clean out your fridge. Or put the twisty tie thing back on the bread. Bad bad things will happen.
14. People care about whether you call it pop or soda.
15. DO NOT wait until ten minutes before an exam to study.
